2019 Bad Yogi Goop Gift Guide Parody
The other day I found myself on the Goop holiday gift guide where there was a category called, “For the person who has everything.” In it, they had some suggestions for “the boss you love” which included a $21,000 diamond choker. I will honestly be furious and heartbroken if NO ONE on my team thinks to get me one of those.
We should all do the people in our life a favor and let them know exactly what we want for the holidays this year.
So, whether it’s for yourself or for the yogi who has everything, let’s make sure we get more crap we don’t need… or do we? Let’s see! 😜
1. A Boring Company flame thrower ($500) for lighting incense because who uses matches anymore?
2. A wad of $100 bills ($10,000) to burn because white sage and palo santo are not only endangered now, but also culturally inappropriate to use.
2. A wad of $100 bills ($10,000) to burn because white sage and palo santo are not only endangered now, but also culturally inappropriate to use.
3. A Tesla ($48,000) for the yogi who cares about the environment and wants to economize.
4. Buy that special someone their very own cannabis dispensary ($799,000) when a bowl just won’t do. What could be greener?!
5. A flight to the moon ($250,000) with Virgin Galactic for the next solstice to really level up their Instagram game.
6. A diamond evil eye necklace ($7,100) for that one friend who’s spiritually woke but designer-conscious.
7. A bottle of one of the rarest wines in the world, Chateau Margaux ($54,000). Because sometimes yoga doesn’t cut it. …plus it’s free shipping!
Over to you! What’s on your ridiculous wish list this year?
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mbah rex
November 23, 2019 at 5:28 pmBad yogi is literally the best yoga community i know….i read it everyday and follow some practices, i also found https://rebrand.ly/theenergybracelet and it helped me a lot. hopes it helps another too
mbah rex
November 23, 2019 at 5:30 pmbadyogi is the best yoga community i know…they help in my medication and help me get there…i read it everyday. i also found https://rebrand.ly/theenergybracelet and it helped a lot. hopes it helps another.
Neha
December 19, 2019 at 4:27 amBottle of wine was a great idea. It works for us!
Kratika
December 30, 2019 at 1:24 amI have been practising Yoga for years. I hope someone gifts me my Tesla:P
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